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What piece of work is a man?

Damnit, woman! Stop thinking like Ask That Guy!

white horses, they will take me away
11 November 1989

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Date Created:2007-11-03
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It has to be said, I'm not all that nice. Don't get me wrong, I really try to be but I have a nasty temper, I get depressed a lot and I like to hide away from the world when that happens, certain people tell me that they've given up trying to understand me and I've suffered from paranoia for ages now. It's not exactly fun.
Strengths: Eager to please, empathetic, friendly, being rational when the situation needs it, writing angst and creepiness, making Cookie laugh.
Weaknesses: Cookie, chocolate, recieving money, nasty, damaged people, quirky clothes, chunky jewellery, pretty boys, curvy girls, nostalgia.
Special Skills: Depressing myself, thinking too much, completely missing the point.
Weapons: Sharp teeth for biting and long nails for scratching and clawing.
OTP's: House/Wilson/Cuddy (House), Hawkeye/BJ (M*A*S*H), Sam/Dean (Supernatural), Sam/Gene (Life On Mars) and Withnail/Marwood (Withnail and I).

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'I have of late--but wherefore I know not--lost all my mirth, and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! how like an angel in apprehension, how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither, nor women neither.'

You shall be my roots and
I will be your shade,
though the sun burns my leaves.

You shall quench my thirst and
I will feed you fruit,
though time takes my seed.

And when I'm lost and can tell nothing of this earth
you will give me hope.

And my voice you will always hear.
And my hand you will always have.

For I will shelter you.
And I will comfort you.
And even when we are nothing left,
not even in death,
I will remember you.

-- For Cookie, from 'House Of Leaves'

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Quick note: If you wish to do Hooker!Verse fics, I'm ecstatic about it. All I ask is, if you're going do any important backstory or changes, that you possibly run it by me first.
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