Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.

1. Withnail (Withnail and I)
2. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
3. Harley Quinn (Batman: The Animated Series)
4. Frank Booth (Blue Velvet)
5. The Nostalgia Critic
6. Hawkeye (M*A*S*H)
7. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
8. The Angry Video Game Nerd
9. House
10. The Joker (The Dark Knight version)
11. Peggy (Mad Men)
12. The Nostalgia Chick


1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic (Hawkeye/Wilson)? Do you want to?
No and I'm not sure. I'd imagine they'd just be preachy, self-righteous gits together.

2. Do you think Four (Frank Booth) is hot? How hot?
He's hot in the sense that while I like watching him, I'd never ever want to be near him. Ever.

3. What would happen if Twelve (The Nostalgia Chick) got Eight (The Angry Video Game Nerd) pregnant?
Oh... God... Must... Not... Write *ahem* I'm sure lots of alcohol would be consumed.

4. Can you recommend any fic(s) about Nine (House)?
Of course - anything by californiaquail

5. Would Two (Dean) and Six (Hawkeye) make a good couple?
People might actually die from the crazycakes so I might as well say yes. ;)

6. Five/Nine (Nostalgia Critic/House) or Five/Ten (Nostalgia Critic/The Joker)? Why?
I can't decide. It would depend on whether I'm feeling nice or not. The first one for all the snark involved and the second one because, well, I'm just a sadist to be honest.

7. What would happen if Seven (Donna) walked in on Two (Dean) and Twelve (The Nostalgia Chick) having sex?
She'd either watch with popcorn or join in.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Harley Quinn/The Joker) fic.
She's the only one who knows how he got those scars.

9. Is there such a thing as One/Eight (Witnail/The Nerd) fluff?
*rolls around on the floor giggling* With those two? I think not.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Donna/The Nostalgia Chick) hurt/comfort fic.
The Tenth Doctor Must Die.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Frank Booth) to deflower One (Withnail)?
No need for a plot device, Frank would just take what he wanted and that would be it.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Donna) slash?
I would hope so. :P

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three (Harley) het?
See above.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Peggy)?
And yet again...

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Dean/Frank/Critic)?
Oh dear, they'd have to be pretty evil to write something like that. ;) (So pretty much all of them - if they knew the three fandoms - then?)

16. What might Ten (The Joker) scream at a moment of great passion?
... You know what? I really don't want to know.

17. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (The Nerd), which song would you choose?
Um, his very own theme song? ;)

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Withnail/Hawkeye/Nostalgia Chick) fic, what would the warnings be?
Threesome, slash, and sheer wtf-ery. It might actually be pretty tame. *thinks*

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Dean) to use on Ten (The Joker)?
Do you want to see my knife?

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Nostalgia Critic)?
A couple of days ago. But he was being turned into a girl so that might not count.

21. What is Six's (Hawkeye) super-sekrit kink?
Exhibitionism

22. Would Eleven (Peggy) shag Nine (House)? Drunk or sober?
Hmm, if she can take on both Pete and Don Draper, I think she'd be able to handle House. So go on then.

23. If Three (Harley) and Seven (Donna) get together, who tops?
*mind goes to happy place* Um, uh, Donna... I guess?

24. "One (Withnail) and Nine (House) are in a happy relationship until Nine (House) suddenly runs off with Four (Frank Booth). One (Withnail), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Peggy) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Nostalgia Chick), then follows the wise advice of Five (Nostalgia Critic) and finds true love with Three (Harley)."

25. What title would you give the above fic?
"Well, what did you expect?"

26. How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Donna/The Nerd) was canon?
I would be extremely interested.