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As if I didn't feel paranoid enough...

  • Jul. 9th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
credited to apiphile
Okay, some jerk apparently living in the Yorkshire Dales has been logging on as me a lot lately. I don't know what else they've been doing but I know they deleted the two comments on the Kink Meme post that I did yesterday. This makes me extremely nervous and pissed off.
I'll give you three guesses as to who it
If you want to play, it works like this:
1. Visit the master list, select your favorite 100
2. Post your favorite 100 behind a cut in your LJ (or if you can’t pick 100, as many as you can without going over)
3. Your f-list’s job is to write you “comment pr0n” for your favorites.

I have 98, enjoy. )

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I swear that I don't have a gun

  • Jul. 7th, 2009 at 11:27 AM
credited to bibliophile1887/master and s
An incredible thing happened a few days ago. I told my Mum about me and my girlfriend (because I didn't have the *metaphorical* balls to tell her before) and she and Dad were perfectly okay with it. In fact, because we weren't exactly discreet about it, they've known about it for a couple of years. And even though there were a few things she was pissy about, like me not being open enough and whether our eventual child should happen or not, she's glad I'm happy and with someone who obviously treats me well. YAY! :D

Whisper words of wisdom

  • Jul. 5th, 2009 at 1:48 PM
withwood -apiphile
My love is like to ice, and I to fire:
How come it then that this her cold is so great
Is not dissolved through my so hot desire,
But harder grows the more I her entreat?
Or how comes it that my exceeding heat
Is not allayed by her heart-frozen cold,
But that I burn much more in boiling sweat,
And feel my flames augmented manifold?
What more miraculous thing may be told,
That fire, which is congealed with senseless cold,
Should kindle fire by wonderful device?
Such is the power of love in gentle mind,
That it can alter all the course of kind.

Happy Anniversary honey. I know it's not much but I love you loads and I never want to lose you. <3

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When in doubt:

  • Jul. 3rd, 2009 at 5:59 PM
credited to apiphile
Pick 12 characters you like, and then answer the questions below the cut about them. Obviously first choose your characters before you see the questions.

1. Withnail (Withnail and I)
2. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
3. Harley Quinn (Batman: The Animated Series)
4. Frank Booth (Blue Velvet)
5. The Nostalgia Critic
6. Hawkeye (M*A*S*H)
7. Donna Noble (Doctor Who)
8. The Angry Video Game Nerd
9. House
10. The Joker (The Dark Knight version)
11. Peggy (Mad Men)
12. The Nostalgia Chick


Should I do a few Hail Marys now? )

Who said Winter was the worst season?

  • Jun. 28th, 2009 at 2:40 PM
credit - sithy
It is too fricking hot!

Weather, I don't care if it rains, snows, gales, whatever... I just want it not to be boiling in my room anymore. Sleep is a wonderful thing and my bed is already breaking, I don't need to be surrounded by heat as well.

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apiphile again/thwelis
As I'm sure you will have all heard by now, Michael Jackson is dead. Fuck. :(

Listen, I know it might seem pathetic and considering my... issues, I know I should be all "Ding, Dong, the Witch is dead" but I really did love him once upon a time. And it must be horrible for his children, his family and all those fans who were so looking forward to seeing him in concert again.

Should I be leaving the country now?

  • Jun. 24th, 2009 at 1:32 PM
credit - grandcross
Title: Entertainment

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 882

Pairing: The Nostalgia Critic/Ask That Guy With The Glasses (I know, I know… I’ll change my name soon.)

Warnings: Crack pairing. Has the strong potential to make me go to hell for all eternity.

Disclaimer: The Nostalgia Critic belongs to Ask That Guy. No, no, I’m just kidding. I don’t own either of these two, as they belong to Doug Walker. I mean him no disrespect at all and I pray that he never ever finds this. Also, and this can’t be stressed enough, this is CRACK, as in NOT SERIOUS. The pairing alone should be clue enough. I really don’t want my death to be at the hands of raging fanboys.


Onwards, if I haven't broken your brain yet. )

Jun. 22nd, 2009

  • 1:41 PM
danny icon from apiphile
From [info]dorcas_gustine :

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never really clicked, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my flist, so let me know with whom I'm friends!


1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song or Album:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
9. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
10. What's your philosophy on life?
11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty?
12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
13. What is your favorite memory of us?
14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the 'world peace etc' malarky) - what are they?
17. Can we get together and make a cake?
18. Which country is your spiritual home?
19. What is your big weakness?
20. Do you think I'm a good person?
21. What was your best/favorite subject at school?
22. Describe your accent
23. If you could change anything about me, would you?
24. What do you wear to sleep?
25. Trousers or skirts?
26. Cigarettes or alcohol?
27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? (If you have no idea, just say something crazy, it'll entertain me!)
28. Will you repost this so I can fill it out for you?

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Oh well, whatever, never mind

  • Jun. 20th, 2009 at 3:42 PM
credit - derek, usually known as apiphile
O, hurry, where by water, among the trees,
The delicate-stepping stag and his lady sigh,
When they have looked upon their images 
Would none had ever loved but you and I!

Or have you heard that sliding silver-shoed
Pale silver-proud queen-woman of the sky,
When the sun looked out of his golden hood? 
O, that none ever loved but you and I!

O hurry to the ragged wood, for there
I will drive all those lovers out and cry 
O, my share of the world, O, yellow hair!
No one has ever loved but you and I.

She comes not when Noon is on the roses-- 
   Too bright is Day. 
She comes not to the Soul till it reposes 
   From work and play. 

But when Night is on the hills, and the great Voices 
   Roll in from Sea, 
By starlight and candle-light and dreamlight 
   She comes to me.


Yes, honey, I'm well aware that I suck for not being original but I love these two poems and I thought they were fitting. I love you. :)

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And you smiled because you knew

  • Jun. 17th, 2009 at 8:52 PM
tentacle porn - apiphile

Self, your crush on Harley Quinn is worrying. For one thing, she's animated and you're in love with a real, live, gorgeous woman. For another, she's a crazy woman usually dressed up in a clown-suit and while you love the crazies, you are deathly scared of clowns so that would put a damper on the thing. And besides, her and Poison Ivy are your favourite femmeslash couple so why mess with a good thing? ;)


I know, this is the most pointless thing I've ever posted. But LiveJournal is made for pointlessness, right?

I feel at home with you

  • Jun. 16th, 2009 at 9:06 PM
I'll give you three guesses as to who it
I don't think I've ever needed hugs so much in my life. There's not even any real reason for it, it was just a swift crash and now I feel like just crawling into bed and never coming out again. So, um, as much as I hate to do this and as much as I don't deserve it, is it possible for me to get a little bit of help/love? Please?

Rage against the dying of the light

  • Jun. 12th, 2009 at 1:58 PM
joker - apiphile
Stolen from [info]nutmeg4077 :

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you either (a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon, (b) a reason he/she sucks, (c) a reason she/he rocks my socks, (d) five things that never happened to that character or (e) five people that character never fell in love with and why. You pick the character. I pick the letter.

On a more I'm-never-going-to-sleep-again note, this game is fricking horrifying. It starts off logical and innocent but then it goes into nightmare-central. *shudders*

I'm fighting things I cannot see

  • Jun. 10th, 2009 at 7:50 PM
girly girl - apiphile

I find this oddly adorable:

 


Don't you just love the rules of the internet? :)
 

strike a pose!
So I saw Cookie again yesterday and, as always, it was a lot of fun. I met her at 11 - she could have met me at 10 but I was in desperate need of sleep and nobody was around to drop me off so I made her wait - and I stole her hairbands because I look so much better with my hair up than she does. But about ten minutes on, we hit a little snag. See, because I'm an idiot, I told my Mum I was meeting Joe instead of Cookie. She saw us together, I panicked and we ran off to hide.

Anyway, Mum followed and seeing as how she looked pissed off, I went over while Cookie hid and made up some bullshit excuse about meeting Joe later and him having trouble with bus times and so on and so forth. She was still very pissy but she bought it, kind of, and sent me a text later saying sorry. But she was still angry later on so I don't feel all that guilty for being a horrid little liar. *sighs*

So, after that,  because I was setting a new record for paranoia, Cookie decided to take me somewhere else. We settled on Lightwater - don't ask me what's in Lightwater because I still have no clue - and stayed there for about twenty minutes. It was kind of a waste of ten pounds but we had a nice walk and the weather was decent at that point.

So, we ended up at a pub which served drinks but not food because it was a Sunday. I was quite disappointed because they usually did a lovely, cheap meal to share that was basically chips covered in melted cheese (and I'm not even usually a big cheese fan) spicy sauce and ketchup. We ended up at Yates' afterwards for food, anyway. We had a few shots, Chilli Con Carne and curly fries and then went to see Night At The Museum 2. It wasn't exactly great but hey, I'm easy, give me my girlfriend to cuddle and Amy Adams to look at and I'm a happy bunny. :D

So we said goodbye, she went back to Cardiff on a crappy coach and I went back home to pissy parents. As I said, I had great fun, I love my darling, gorgeous girl loads and Thorpe Park in July should be awesome. <3

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Duck Tales, woohoo!

  • Jun. 6th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
credit - nearlydead/blackadder II

THIS IS SO VERY AWESOME:

 Captain Planet, he's a hero, gonna take pollution down to zero... OH, GOD, GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

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Jun. 5th, 2009

  • 8:13 PM
strike a pose!

I'll keep this short because I'm still not feeling good honey; I love you, I hope you enjoy what is now on my profile, I really loved that fanart you did for me and happy third anniversary. :)

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wee incest love from apiphile

I had a dream last night that I was watching an episode of a new Joss Whedon show and, oh my God, it was actually non-angsty, nobody got killed off for shock value and it was relatively fun! But as soon I woke up, I realized that could never happen. Because happy people make for boring TV, right Joss? Cunt.

Jun. 1st, 2009

  • 8:05 PM
Hunchback

Yeah, I know there's very little point to this meme but hey, I was bored and if you just wanted to see my favourite couples, here they are.


Name your 10 absolutely favorite couples (het/slash/canon/fanon) and ask people to see what trends they notice about your couples. Try to pick different fandoms.

1. Hawkeye/BJ
2. Jerry/Kramer (Don't judge me, okay? It was my very first viewing of a slashy kiss.)
3. Harley Quinn/Poison Ivy
4. Sam Tyler/Gene Hunt
5. Nostalgia Critic/Angry Video Game Nerd
6. Wilson/House/Cuddy
7. Withnail/Marwood
8. The Couple From The BT Adverts (Again, no judging. They're adorable.)
9. Sam/Dean
10. Darla/Angel

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